Thursday, August 18, 2011

I had the weirdest dream...

I had a dream that I found a kitten and started playing with it.  Suddenly, the kitten started having babies.  I was shocked because this little tiny kitten was birthing even tinier kittens.  I thought "Oh no, these babies arent going to be OK!".  Long story short, there were several kittens born.  Each of them was an odd color.  None of them were normal, healthy kittens.  One was born looking like a deformed ball covered in wet fur, with a tail sticking out of it.  It was set aside until I could figure out what to do with it.  It seemed dead.  Anyway, some of the other birth defects (that I can remember) are:  A kitten born with spiders coming out of it.  A kitten born with a peg leg.  A kitten born with one big eye and one itty bitty tiny eye (the ball kitten also had one small eye, but this other kitten basically had one eye).  And all of them were fun colors.
After all the cats were born, I wondered what I should do with ball kitten.  I looked at it and it winked at me with its good eye.  I thought "crap, its alive.  Now what do I do?" and my husband told me we need to quickly and painlessly put it out of its misery.  I agreed, because I knew it wouldnt survive.  I just didnt want to be the one to "put it outs of its misery".  Just as I was about to pick it up, it unfolded, revealing a body and legs!  It was sort of like a Popple I guess. I drew pictures in Paintbrush so you can see:
Looking at it now, it sort of looks like a tadpole.



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In my dream I listed them on craigslist.   In the ad I wrote "Special needs kittens need homes".  Haha, I woke up right after that.  I wonder how this dream would have played out... I'm glad that I'll never know because I woke up feeling stressed about it!

I should blog about my dreams more.  Theyre always weird.  I'm only blogging about this one because I'm bored enough to do so.

Also, falling asleep while watching Andy Parker Private Investigator will result in odd dreams.  I did that during a nap yesterday... Funny show though :)